Hi, I'm Eddie Brock Jr. With my 1337 photoshop skillz, I frame spiderman. When I hear awful screams from the belltower of the church where I pray for parker's death, I GO to the source, for I am a christian in your house and you shall protect me dear lord. Also , when thrown a goblin grenade, I COMPLETELY DISINTEGRATE, unlike osborn who only gets disfigured.
"Damnit Eric! I should have sent Kelso to kill Spiderman. I'm gonna put my foot up your ass"
